The Little Book of Chat-Up Lines by Jake Harris

The Little Book of Chat-Up Lines by Jake Harris

Author:Jake Harris
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Summersdale Publishers Ltd
Published: 2015-10-08T00:00:00+00:00


'Where have you been all my life?'

'I wasn't even born for the first half of it.'

'Let's be honest, we've both come here for the same reason.'

'You're right: I wanted to meet someone attractive and interesting. I just haven't seen anyone yet.'

'Are you free tomorrow night?'

'No, and you couldn't afford me.'

'When I was a prisoner of war they tortured me on the rack, and it wasn't just my legs they stretched…'

'Clearly they also stretched your imagination.'

'You bring me out in a hot sweat.'

'You bring me out in an allergic rash.'



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